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The church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.


Several church members were unappreciative of her activities, But feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being drunk after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.


George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of her house......and left it there all night.


A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the
box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start
off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
church with me today, we will have a good time.." But there was no answer
from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings." But
again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
church with me and learn about the Lord?"
 

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