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Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for
various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine. The executioner
places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.
The Italian replies, "I pray to the Virgin Mary that I may live."
They drop the blade it it stops a mere inch above the Italian's neck.
Amazed, the French let him go.
Next, the American is put in position and asked if he has any final
words.
He replies, "In the name of Jesus Christ, please have mercy." They
drop the blade, and again it stops just an inch from the American's
neck. In disbelief, they let him go free.
Then the Polak is placed on the block, and they ask if he has any
last words.
He says, "Yeah. You've got a knot in your rope."
"I don't question YOUR existence."
God
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