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LAWNMOWER
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came
upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. > > "How much do you want for the
mower?" asked the preacher. > > "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a
bicycle," said the little boy. > > After a moment of consideration, the preacher
asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?" > > The little boy asked if he
could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said,
"Mister, you've got yourself a deal." > > The preacher took the mower and began
to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to
start." > > The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get
it started." > > The preacher said, I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been
so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss." > > The
little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope.
It'll come back to ya." > >
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