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CANNIBALS: A big church out west
recently hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now," said the senior pastor during the
welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
workroom for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
church employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks
later the senior pastor remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm
satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do
any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their
heads "no". After the Senior Pastor left, the leader of the cannibals
said to the others "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand
rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You
fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating pastors and no one noticed
anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
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