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A Baptist preacher and his wife
decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog
must also be a Baptist.
They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.
Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they
wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.
"Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized
the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.
"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and
showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the
correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor and his wife were very
impressed and purchased the dog.
That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife
began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses.
The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks,
too?"
"I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog.
"HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one
paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl. The pastor looked at his wife in
shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"
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