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Heavenly Humor Which Way Is It?
A PREACHER was walking down the street, looking for the post office, when he
noticed a boy standing nearby. He went over and told him, "Sonny, I'll give you
a quarter if you show me where the post office is."
The boy took the preacher to the post office. The preacher gave him the quarter,
then said, "Sonny, if you come to Sunday school and church tomorrow, I'll tell
you how to get to heaven."
The boy looked the preacher in the eye and said, "I don't know about that--you
couldn't even find the post office."
--Marie B., Pinckneyville, Illinois
Talk to the Boss
A MINISTER and a salesman were seated side by side on an airplane that flew into
a violent storm. The frightened salesman asked the minister, "Can't you do
something to stop this storm?"
"Sorry, I can't," the preacher said.
"But you're a man of God," the salesman insisted.
"I know, I know," the minister said. "But I'm in sales, not management."
The Naked Truth
JOHNNY wanted to play ball on Sunday afternoon, but he knew his pastor father
had a l-o-n-g sermon planned for that morning. So he quietly went to the pulpit
and removed the last few pages of the sermon.
Later, during the service, the pastor intoned, "And Adam said to Eve..." then
stopped. The rest of his sermon was gone! Thinking he'd remember what came next,
he tried again. "And Adam said to Eve..." Still nothing.
Nervously shuffling the pages of his sermon, the pastor muttered, "And Adam said
to Eve...there must be a leaf missing here."
--Reinhart B., Saint James, Minnesota
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