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That's a Relief
WHEN a 6-year-old boy returned home from school, his mother asked about his day.
"Today the teacher asked me whether I had any brothers or sisters," the boy
said. "I told her I was an only child."
"And what did she say, dear?"
"She said, 'Thank goodness.'"
--Gertrude O., Finlayson, Minnesota
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the
young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.
"So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.
"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.
"A Biblical scholar, Hmmm, the father said. "Admirable,
but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter
to live in?"
"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asked the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God
will provide for us."
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.
The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father
questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.
Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?"
The father said "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm
God."
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